Cat's Blog http://aart-ltd.co.uk//page3.php Day 11 A brush with death 2/11/2014 7:06:11 PM
After a couple of hours of self reflection (cats don't have navels) and fevered sleep, I awoke. What relief, spared from death and the aroma of poaching fish wafting up from the kitchen.
For this great miracle of survival I rose from my sickbed and offered up a hairball in thanks. 

I feel invinsible but I must pretend to a little feebleness or the poached fish will be replaced with more awful catfood.









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Day 11 Cat flu, Cat virus or Malingerer? 2/10/2014 9:43:14 PM
Feeling rough (pawly). 
owners have forgotten about my annual jab and although it isn't normally something I would welcome, it's absence is making me worried. I have just googled 'cat flu' and it is terrifying. 
Must find a drawer to hide in until the threat of viral cotangion has passed.







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]]> http://aart-ltd.co.uk/page3.php?post=13 Day 10 Additional pet hates 2/6/2014 11:42:20 PM Feeling slightly guilty that the daughter of the house took all the blame for the soot incident .

forgot to mention vacuum cleaners and vegetarian food on my hate list.

please excuse me while I eat, sleep, wash etc.





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]]> http://aart-ltd.co.uk/page3.php?post=12 Day 9 These are the things I hate the most 2/5/2014 10:29:25 PM Tyranny, injustice, cruelty, clowns, destruction of our environment and smelly armpits are pretty objectionable but these are the things Currently at the top of my hate list:
1. Rain
2. Soot
3. The sound of the cutlery being unloaded out of the dishwasher

the Katie Perry song that sounds like curlery being unloaded out of the dishwasher.





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]]> http://aart-ltd.co.uk/page3.php?post=11 Day 8 2/4/2014 8:44:11 PM
Suffering from soot inhalation and 'bad kitty' remorse following rather ill advised chimney exploration episode.

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]]> http://aart-ltd.co.uk/page3.php?post=10 Day 7 2/3/2014 9:29:31 PM
Meow

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]]> http://aart-ltd.co.uk/page3.php?post=9 Day 6 1/30/2014 12:11:31 PM
very positive feedback from Winston and Beefy about the Blog and Issue 1 of my Free Footballing Dog magazine. I'm in favour of their suggestion to change the name to 'Ruff' ( or Rough). Much easier for communication with owners and newsagents.
Their main criticism was a lack of doggy odours but I really don't share their enthusiasm on this. In fact I find the whole bottom sniffing thing really rather revolting . I was able to politely decline Beefy's offer to make a few Scratch & Sniff cards for the next issue on the grounds that on-line readrs would feel short changed.

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]]> http://aart-ltd.co.uk/page3.php?post=8 Day 5 Cat's Blog (Free Footballing Dog Blog Day 2) 1/29/2014 11:45:33 PM Winston and Beefy, the bulldogs at Number 12, have agreed to preview and feedback.

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]]> http://aart-ltd.co.uk/page3.php?post=7 Day 4 Free Footballing Dog Blog 1/28/2014 10:41:49 PM I have to admit that my feline pride has been hurt by the absence of traffic on my Cat's Blog. I am unsure if my sole follower is me or my ghost blogger. I had thought that a literate, computer savvy cat was an extraordinary thing but I had clearly underestimated the on-line competition from skydiving hamsters, exploding dog, singing foxes etc.

So what's a cat to do? My research indicates that 'Football' 'Dogs' and 'Free' are internet gold as far as search terms go. I may therefore be changing my Blog name to the 'Free Footballing Dog Blog' 




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]]> http://aart-ltd.co.uk/page3.php?post=6 Day 3 The Immutability of Rain 1/27/2014 10:30:08 PM Studied the rain. 
Watched the rain intently.
Contemplated the rain some more.
Accepted the immutability of rain.

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]]> http://aart-ltd.co.uk/page3.php?post=5 Day 2 More Revelations 1/24/2014 10:34:59 PM Sleep,eat.......

Sleep, eat, toilet break
Sleep, eat, toilet break
Sleep
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Sleep, eat, toilet break.
Sleep, eat, toilet break
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